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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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