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| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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