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Date Added:29/11/2008
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Joke:An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where Im going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
 
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