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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that weve got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and thats all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "Weve got all the umpires."
 
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