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Category:Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:02/12/2008
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Joke:A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly like this, a movie studio. The Director is confused. "Then whats the difference," he asks. Satan smiles. "Well, in heaven they actually *make* movies."
 
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