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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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| A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more
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| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more
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| Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more
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