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Category:Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? Theres a bass player named Mingus and a pianist named Monk, and any day now we expect this Blakey guy to show up with his drums."Wow!" the guy says, "I never imagined heaven would be this good."The man in the robe says, "This is hell, not heaven. Theres a girl singer."
 
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