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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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