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Category:Hair and bald jokes
Date Added:28/11/2008
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Joke:Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice youre bald.
 
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