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| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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