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Category:Fishing jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss."I just cant see myself coming to work, so Im going fishing instead..."
 
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