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Date Added:28/11/2008
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Joke:One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With greatamazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boysmouth. The firefighter feared this would never stop. Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to thefirefighter and b lurted out. "Hey Chief! You better get that kids ass out of the water before you pump that lakedry".
 
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