| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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