| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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