| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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