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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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