| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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