| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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