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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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