| 1. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| 3. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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