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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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