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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| 2. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !... more
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