Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Bus jokes
Date Added:02/12/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:25
 
Joke:A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the mans supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Bus Jokes:

1.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more

2.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more

3.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more

4.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more

5.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more

6.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more

7.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more

8.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more

9.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more

10.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners