| 1. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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