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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getti... more
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| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more
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