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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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