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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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