| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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