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| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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