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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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