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| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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