| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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