| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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