| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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