| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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