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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 02/12/2008 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Right. Heres a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The woods in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed | | | |
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