| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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