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| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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