| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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