| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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