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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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