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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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