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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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