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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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