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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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