| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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