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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes |
| A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes |
| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes |
| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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