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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes |
| A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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