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Date Added:02/12/2008
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Joke:"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "Thats a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldnt eat the mushrooms!"
 
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