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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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