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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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