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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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